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Posted on 20th Aug at 12:08 AM, with 19,454 notes

Why do you put your self esteem in the hands of complete strangers?-Helena Bonham Carter

Why do you put your self esteem in the hands of complete strangers?
-Helena Bonham Carter

Posted on 19th Aug at 2:08 AM, with 195 notes
mathuism:

A combination of industrial grade eye drops, a light shellac of makeup and a cheerful pink tipping of the beard to create the effect of looking only half as bone tired as I feel.
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mathuism:

A combination of industrial grade eye drops, a light shellac of makeup and a cheerful pink tipping of the beard to create the effect of looking only half as bone tired as I feel.

Posted on 7th Aug at 6:51 PM
raw onion slices more like kill me slowly
Tagged: #personal, #text post,
Posted on 7th Aug at 6:41 AM, with 678,232 notes

warsquirtle:

Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life

Posted on 7th Aug at 2:10 AM, with 197 notes
Anonymous asked: Why do you like Paris hilton, her singing is horrible

meanplastic:

Check your history books honey; Paris Hilton is the original, the first, practically the inventor of pop music. In 2006 Paris felt the need of a new genre of music that could let people combine urban, dance, rock, blues, Latin, dubstep and even country. That’s why she ran into the studio and recorded the FIRST pop album in world history, she titled it ‘Paris’. The whole world population loved this new exotic and revolutionary invention that Paris Hilton created just by herself, her music impact has been so big that it forced a lot of other music artists to adopt it (Madonna, Michael Jackson, Britney Spears, etc.)

Fun fact: The country of France loved Paris Hilton’s album so much that they named their capital after her (Paris, France)

Posted on 6th Aug at 2:03 AM, with 40,029 notes
dacuntgod:

everydaykardashian:

Look how much she’s already grown

Why does it always seem like celebrities children grow super fast like wtf

that’s cause you don’t see them on a regular basis dacuntgod
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dacuntgod:

everydaykardashian:

Look how much she’s already grown

Why does it always seem like celebrities children grow super fast like wtf

that’s cause you don’t see them on a regular basis dacuntgod

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